PieFedDo you have a question for the magic 8 ball?
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It’s an ∞.
Everything is going to be okay for.ever
It’s the progress bar. It’s worse than Microsoft Time™.
Non-magic 8 ball, how many beers should I drink today?
As @frog@feddit.uk pointed out in their other comment:
It’s magic only when used in billiards. Then it will always go into the nearest pocket whenever it moves, making the person breaking in a game of 8-ball always lose.
You’re reading it wrong, it says ‘aight’ which means that yes, everything is going to be fine.