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Enter a postal address, I think you'll find it near-impossible

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https://codepen.io/GeorgeWL/full/oNWRQPx

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npm install

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Tabloid: the clickbait headline programming language

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Can't unsee

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How to get 2 billion valuation

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Software Development is like a Brazilian soap opera

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Clock but it's SELECT Digits FROM Numbers ORDER BY DigitName DESC

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Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

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timeoutSort

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If political issues had issue trackers...

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Developers and politicians solve issues by creating new issues
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Me, when doing error handling

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Meme showing a golden retriever pouring from an Erlenmeyer flask into coffee cup, with the text "I have no idea what I'm doing".,

Increasingly so, the more experienced I get…

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Microsoft development strategy

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StackOverflow vs ChatGPT

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Meanwhile at Microsoft

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Linux Virus

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I sense a catch

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Days since last timezone issue

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Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️

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Career Advice

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You're so poor...

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Every time

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Honey the aws is down again

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Just use cURL

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This is hilarious to me, after using the evil things for years . Of course, there are reasons to use the hated postman and companies (may they be forever cursed). And I plan to keep using them.

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Yesterday Be Like

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USB C? You mean USA C?

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Time heals everything

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Diligence

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I absolutely love every single part of this.

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No more words are necessary, the PR can speak fully for itself.

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When you screw up git

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POV: The highest paid engineer at your company gets fired

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Spellscript: esotoric programming language that's read like a spellbook

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When your vibe code works, but it has no right to

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What is the result of a programmer's work?

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Vibecoding is the future

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Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for

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Wrapper

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Learn to code for free!

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Madness or brilliance

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In the Jack Sparrow meme format: "console.log is without doubut the worst debugging strategy" -- "Ah, but it does debug"
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Vibe Coding

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Deleting Files

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master vs main

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The gamers have done it again, this time building a functional ChatGPT in Minecraft—but before you get too excited, it takes literally hours to provide a response

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How Docker was born

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How to kill a child

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How to kill a child
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A senior sys admin selects a monitor that's ripe

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Teams

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well, it's not a problem anymore

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open sauce

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Linux Users

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Webp

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GitHub auth

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/35998262

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When people encounter Lisp syntax for the first time

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i love ai in my offline foss softwares that are still in beta

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Hotfix

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Backups

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Asmbly

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running docker on a raspberry pi

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0.1x engineer [Office Edition](video 8:41)

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Escaping a string when passing through multiple tools

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Scan from a comic where the hero throws an assortment of weapons. But instead, a backslash has been superimposed on each weapon and the hero shouts "Random backslashes go!!!!".
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"We are implementing AI in our business processes!"'

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Common sense vs the client

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Pretty please

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Trust

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The Glorious Agile Plan

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this post was inspired by minecraft's ai chatbot

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this isnt me saying genai bs shouldnt have content policies. but that its required bc of how useless it is

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Exit Sign

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Low effort meme

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A depiction of god yelling in the phone saying “I told you to stop that shit right now before reality starts flaking at the edges again “If you don't stop using 'auto' and 'constexpr' right now I swear imma come down there and whoop your brain so hard you'll be snorting lines outta your IDE”
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Always happens

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It goes into Postgres

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Have a bit of trust

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Feature Demos

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The future is here

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A cat having a 404

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The future of tech interviews

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JSON

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Degoogling Guide

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Wish granted

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A post title "I need some pointers" followed by a post about C++.
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im aware the last acquisition was a while back

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Just keep coding

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